Something to remember

          Here’s a helpful hint to the life impaired such as myself: Make sure to vacuum before lint rolling a nice dark purple shirt, because when you drop it on the floor, and you will, the cat hair on the rug you like to pretend doesn’t exist will attack your shirt.  I should win an Oscar for my outstanding ability to drop things and run into furniture and walls. Yea, I have been known to run into walls a few times. Let’s forget that embarrassing fact.

This is me preparing for an interview